First Bank

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Diamond Bank Boss, Uzoma Dozie Comes Under The Hammer!

Bank boss, Uzoma Dozie is the subject of growing talks.

And with the seriousness that comes with the business of that obtains in his sphere of operations, insiders insist his fans and publics of Diamond bank are beginning to have cause for concern.


Here are the details


There is a child in every man but true adulthood presupposes that a man would rise above the tiresome tantrums of childhood and evolve into a full-fledged man no sooner than he crosses the threshold of adolescence.

Uzoma Dozie sadly personifies a travesty of adulthood of sort.The son of Pascal Dozie, Diamond Bank boss, flaunts the soul of a boy in the body of a man.

 Like a petulant child, Uzoma is so set in his ways that, he treats every serious engagement as a joke; and having decided that a joke is funny, he keeps on repeating it, laughing more loudly each time, like he would collapse in hysteria.

 Not a few amongst his friends, underlings and business associates believe that he possesses the mental disposition of a teenager even though he is supposed to be a man.

 A very close associate of Uzoma averred that it wasn't until she started working very closely with him that she came to the sad realization that the mental state of a man might be gauged by observing how often he can laugh at the same silly joke even while it repulses every other person.

Born with a silver spoon, Uzoma had everything working for him; he never had to shed sweat or labour for anything in his life; recently, he was made the Group Managing Director (GMD) of Diamond Bank, in October 2014 to be precise, and that according to his close aides and associates perhaps explain his gross insouciance and lackadaisical approach to serious issues of official importance.

Besides being a square peg in a round hole - as he never did any course or studied requisite banking degree that qualified him for the position - Uzoma carries on with the disposition of a child, treating the most serious official issues and conflicts with alarming brevity. His glaring incapacities further substantiates fears and premonitions of stakeholders that his tenure as GMD of the bank would be disastrous to the bank. Uzoma's delinquent inclinations are legion; no sooner than he became GMD of the bank than he desperately sought to fulfill his childish  fantasy by sponsoring the coming of celebrity 'twerk' queen, Amber Rose, to celebrate Dapo Oyebanji a.k.a Dbanj’s one decade on stage.

Recent reports emanating from Diamond bank further revealed that Uzoma, the GMD, conducts himself unprofessionally in his dealings with staff members. It was gathered that he behaves like a small boy from the words he utters and the way he handles matters arising in the Bank environments. His random acts of childishness however, doesn’t come as a surprise to most people; many hinge his arrested development in psyche and evolution to the fact that he was spoilt silly by his parents.


..thecapital 

5 comments:

  1. There is nothing in your article that suggests the man is not carrying out his duties. Rather, the article is full of school playground rumours and ladies toilet gossip. Nothing substantial and entirely dismissive.

    ReplyDelete
  2. This is the worst piece of craps I've read. The whole thing dipicts a jealous and obviously jobless lunatic who is sad and wishes they were as important and known as the Dozie's.

    ReplyDelete
  3. This is the worst piece of craps I've read. The whole thing dipicts a jealous and obviously jobless lunatic who is sad and wishes they were as important and known as the Dozie's.

    ReplyDelete
  4. This is the worst piece of crap I've read. The whole thing dipicts a jealous and obviously jobless lunatic who is sad and wishes they were as important and known as the Dozie's. The guy is doing his job so why this unnecessary and baseless bashing?

    ReplyDelete
  5. This is the worst piece of crap I've read. The whole thing dipicts a jealous and obviously jobless lunatic who is sad and wishes they were as important and known as the Dozie's. The guy is doing his job so why this unnecessary and baseless bashing?

    ReplyDelete